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Clown College Was Serious Business By : Ben Needles Its been said that a person has a better chance of getting into Harvard than the Ringling Brothers and Barnum Charlie Chaplin - The Legend By : Ben Needles Charlie Chaplins comedy was rich in creativity and cleverness Lou Costello - A Tough Act To Follow By : Ben Needles Funny is as funny does - and Lou Costello did funny What Games Do People Play? By : Ben Needles As a child, I played hopscotch For single or for sfigati there is a virtual companion By : Falco the benefits are there for all to see, change position ee close to you based on your movements,Surely you can not compare to a beautiful girl in flesh and bones Did You Know Colors Talk? By : Ben Needles Colors talk Laughter And A Healthier Heart By : Rick London We all know that laughter is the best medicine. If not the best, certainly good for you. Scientific studies have shown that mental stress can restrict blood flow to the heart. But now a study has linked laughter to increased blood circulation. Laughter appears to cause the tissue inside blood vessels to expand. Medical science feels that laughter may be important to increase cardiovascular health. Funny quotes - Sayings to spice up your day By : lopazski Humor is one of the most difficult things to define. What is funny to one person may very well be insulting to another. A child will find something hilariously funny while the parent gets more enjoyment out of the amusement of the child than from the joke. You're 15 Minutes Of Fame Is Awaiting You Sir/or Ma'am By : Rick London I turned on the tv early last night and then went into the kitchen and couldn't see the screen but I heard a voice that I remembered always sent chills down my spine. I walked into the living room and sure enough, staring me in the face, swastika on forehead, cigarette in hand, Charles Manson, probably one of the most notorious figures of our lifetime. Can The Government Really Label You Disabled? By : Rick London A lifetime ago, I was living in Washington, D.C., working in corporate America, waking up at 6 am, rushing with my coffee while I brushed my teeth and put on my pinstripe suit and yellow power tie, and drove to work, arriving before rush hour. Then came more anxiety for rest of the night, usually a sleepless one. How To Make The Most Of Your Disability By : Rick London In most of the 1980's, I was living in Washington, D.C., working in corporate America, waking up at 6 am, rushing with my coffee while I brushed my teeth and put on my pinstripe suit and yellow power tie, and drove to work, arriving before rush hour. Only to to experience panic and anxiety until daybreak. Flash Gordon helps the universe By : charlesillasana Flash Gordon moaned. His life had changed a lot lately. In charge of a novel and dangerous assignment utilizing spacecraft with a mad professor and a gorgeous woman, he then was said that the father he had thought long dead was a prisoner of Ming The Merciless, a rather unsavoury guy on this bizarre celestial sphere he had landed on. Our police takes care of us By : Denis Portov This story was told by one of my friends (and edited by me). I can’t say for sure if the story is true but in case of dire need personal information about the participants has been changed. AIDS epidemic in the USSR By : Denis Portov When an adult suffers from а child disease, it is extraordinary painful. Just as it happened to me at the late Soviet time when I caught measles, was bedridden for three days with a fever heat of 40C and was going to die... Crazy student hostel By : Denis Portov Once again about student hostel (this topic has no ending). The story how a door jamb met a head and how the latter capitulated to the former. April Fool’s trick By : Denis Portov One of the best and funniest April Fool’s tricks was invented and played by me last year. I should say that my friend and me used to make fun of each other regularly on April Fool’s Day with varying success... Everybody is happy in their own way By : Denis Portov It’s hard to say for sure what happiness is, but some old people consider themselves experts in this area… Maybe they’re just pretending to know, carrying out their insidious plans? casino de m... By : Aline Cohen Voila mon histoire. J'avais la vingtaine. Le casino m'a totalement ruine. Katana master By : Denis Portov This story took place in feudal Japan in the 18th century. The great warrior and commander Uesugi Kenshin said, "A warrior has success in his head, armor on his chest, and his fate is in heaven. Go to fight with confidence and you'll come back without a single wound… Is carpet cleaning a difficult job? By : Adam Peters This article is about carpet cleaning. Different cleaning solutions are discussed. It figures! You've already spilt something on your new carpet. The more cautious of the mess you try to be, the more it can be seen springing around. The mess on the carpet can make your room look worse. But you don't have to worry. You can very well manage the stains but it certainly depends on what way out you choose. Will you consult a professional carpet cleaner or will you try and wipe the stain out yourself? What Makes Funny Babies Funny? By : Bermuda Writing Institute What Makes Funny Babies Funny? Über April Scherze! By : Silke HOffmann Der 1. April ist der 91. Tag des Kalenders und zählt zu einem besonderen Datum, denn am 1. April muss man sich auf einiges gefasst machen! Fun Flirting With Naughty Ecards By : Fabian Toulouse.. Some people appreciate a little naughtiness in their lives-nothing too overly dirty, but something a little bit risqu that makes them smile. For them, video ecards are a lot of fun. Screamingly funny, irreverent, and sometimes just plain weird, there are some to really tickle your inner playboy (or girl!) Spectacular Spectator Sports to See in Fantastic Fresno By : Juble.com The incredibly beautiful Save Mart Center located at Fresno State University, is home to concerts, family shows, and most importantly, sporting events. And in Fresno, sports are a great big deal. While you visit Fresno during your vacation, you'll never forgive yourself if you don't make time to take in an event. You have quite a few options to choose from for your spectator enjoyment. It could be basketball, played only the way the Fresno Bulldogs play the game, Fresno Falcons hockey, or you could head over to the Grizzlies Stadium to watch some major league baseball. Football is a favorite pastime in Fresno too; the Bulldog football team has been making quite a name for itself in recent years. The San Jose Nightlife, California Style After Hours By : Juble.com The ideal vacation getaway is one where there are thousands of activities from every aspect imaginable, including the ethnicity. No one wants a vacation full of meals at the same types of restaurants. The same holds true with activities. While the beach may be fun, no one wants to sit on the beach for two weeks straight without a break. They want variety. Finally, who would look forward to the same sports bar every night for after hour's entertainment? People want variety, and that is what they get in the San Jose California nightlife. Only One Place I Will Buy Greeting Cards By : Alexa Ferotina.. I live a busy life. Chances are so do you. I do keep a day planner and I keep important anniversaries, birthdays, etc. in it, and, when time allows, I run to the greeting card shop and try to find the appropriate card. Why Cartoons Rule In The World Of Humor By : Alexa Ferotina.. Funny is what funny does. But what is the real king of comedy? You might be surprised that more people view newspaper and Internet cartoons than all the funny movies, sitcoms, late night shows, and stand-up comedians if they were all lined up side-by-side. Cartoons, Once Again, Are My Life...But They Better Be Funny By : Alexa Ferotina.. Memories are nice. Especially thinking back to being a toddler, and, yes, I do remember, and watching Popeye on television. Nothing could take me away from Popeye. A Very Unlucky Day By : Buboy Francisco The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months. the zen of cartoon humor By : Rick London.. Humans are visual animals. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction. the zen of humor and cartooning By : Rick London.. The most sensual and visual animal is known as the human. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction too, and the combination of them can change our lives. But even one of the other can do the same, if, it changes our perception of things. Especially in the realm of humor. Comics Acerca de Casinos y otros Temas By : Ivan Solanas Relata la vida nueva que viven los jugadores de casinos en línea los cuales olvidan limpiar por estar conectados al Internet. Jerry King es un excelente dibujante. Should We Laugh At Lawyers? By : Rick London.. As a cartoonist, I find myself in the precarious position of writing about law. Though I do take the law seriously, I find humor in it as well. And I believe I have carte blanche to do so. When Realtors Become Cartoonists By : Rick London.. I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor" when I was born. My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, or made to be the future superstar salesman. I let them down. Mandatory Strategies For Working In Humor By : Rick London.. "Congratulations, Ms. London," I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor". My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, or made to be the prodigal son. One Cartoonist Emerges From Near-death To Help After 9/11 By : William Hendrix, Jr. The first time I met cartoonist Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons, he was not yet a cartoonist, but a successful entrepreneur who had founded an interesting bus tour business in 1988. I was a freelance journalist then, and he was getting major media coverage worldwide so I stood in line for an interview. He was quite affable and down to earth. Why Are Funny Thongs & Boxers Sexier? By : Rick London I was one of those nerdy guys who forgot to change his underwear. No, it's not what you think. I changed them daily, I simply forgot to change styles and brands long after the trends had run out. It was out of habit. Once a plain white stretch brief wearer, always one. Or so I thought. I didn't know I was about to lose my "underwear innocence" at age 50. How to Create Really Funny Jokes? By : Popiah This article will describe what is a joke and how to create the best really funny jokes ever. Who Is The Most Popular Living Cartoonist? Three Guesses. By : Alexa Ferotina Ever wondered who is the most popular cartoonist working today? It is relatively easy to tell with movie stars, simply looking at box office sales and how often they appear on talk shows. But cartoonists are a private bunch. Building Self-esteem, Even If You've Never Had It By : Rick London Self-esteem can do wonders for your self-esteem. I know you probably are going to go back and read that first sentence to make sure I worded it properly. The Good Side Of The Far Side's Gary Larson By : Rick London I like to pontificate about The Far Side because I can only name a few humorists who had a great impact on my life before I launched Londons Times Cartoons. Two were cartoonists and one of them had a very major impact, Gary Larson The others were comedians and actors such as Steve Martin, Mike Myers, Steven Wright, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, Jackie Gleason, Lucy, Rowan & Martin, Peter Sellers, and several dozen others. One other cartoonist was the late great Charles Schulz, and they all influenced me in a different way. Happiness: As Good As It Gets By : Rick London A female friend sent me a private message not long ago and asked me my secret to happiness. There was a long pause. She typed the sound (in text) of the "Jeopardy" theme song in between final jeopardy as if I were running out of time for the answer. Gary Larson Made Me Do It. By : Rick London I loved my years of living on Capital Hill in Washington, D.C. I was your typical hippie-turned-yuppie. Still thought like a sixties, guy, dressed like an eighties one. I liked my paycheck more than a bag of pot or the Beatles White Album. Cartoon T-shirts And Positive Attitudes By : Rick London Shopping for the perfect t-shirt? Maybe it's for you. Perhaps a friend on a special occasion. Don't think tees are a great gift? Think again. 99% of Americans have a favorite tshirt and most American adults have between 16-40 designed ones. Making Money In Cartooning: It's Not The Newspapers By : Rick London Many think cartoonists become wealthy from newspaper syndication. They don't. Newspapers only pay a few dollars per cartoon and the cartoonist splits that with the syndication firm. Not only that, of the hundreds of thousands of cartoons that are out there trying to make their way to newspaper print, only about .000000001% make it. One has a better chance of winning the lottery. The (very) Humble Beginnings Of Londons Times Cartoons By : Alexa Ferotina In the late 1990's I met an interesting man while I was in college in southern Mississippi. His name was Rick London who later founded the Internet icon, the offbeat Londons Times Cartoons. I had worked in several places. Rick was the first boss that had any substance as to my marketing degree. I think it is safe to say he was and is a genius. He was not educated, but learned through life's hard knocks. I was about twenty or so. Rick was in his early forties. Why We Are Supposed To Give Gifts Or Cards On Valentine's Day By : Rick London Ancient Rome is riddled with unique traditions. None can be more strange than the beginnings of St. Valentine's Day. Though it was not named a holiday at the time, once a year, for a teenage male to reach his rights of passage (to the God Lupercus) he had to choose a name from a box. In the box were the names of all the teenage girls in the village. She was his for a year. Not until 800 years later did the church terminate this ceremony. It turned out it was a celebration of a man named Christian Priest named Valentine. Five Things You Must Do To Be A Professional Humorist By : Rick London There are as many ways to enter the field of stand-up comedy, cartooning, comedy acting, and writing as there are IPODS and accessories. Okay, maybe not quite that many, but a lot of paths. Internet's Top Cartoonist Shares Simple Secrets Of Humor By : Rick London Being funny is not necessarily something with which someone is born. No, it does not hurt, but it it can prevent some major hurdles. In a nutshell, before one even thinks about trying to become funny, that is, if they are naturally not funny, is to learn about editing, and the fact that other people want the punch line and want it fast. Why Novelty Buttons Are Making A Big Comeback By : Alexa Ferotina The new fashion comeback kid this year has to be novelty buttons. I remember as a kid buying novelty buttons (usually with funny slogans) but today's buttons are more likely to have theme cartoons or graphics that go with the clothing on which it is pinned. Print-on-demand Changes The Branding Horizon By : Rick London For many years, one was more likely to win the lottery than create his or her own product brand. That was reserved for the Calvin Kleins and Ralph Laurens of the world. But with the Internet, the times, they are a 'changin'. T-shirts In American History By : Rick London In my life, for many years, nothing could be so benign and innocent as a -shirt. All that has changed. T-shirts In American History By : Rick London If you were like me, a tee was a tee was a tee. You May Be A Renegade Entrepreneur And Not Know It By : Rick London Chances are you are as sick of the old sayings, "Diamonds are right under your nose" and "Do what you do best", etc. Are You A Renegade Entrepreneur? By : Rick London There's some old cliche's, "Do what you do best," and "Diamonds are right under your nose," etc. Not-so-easy Steps Toward Private Branding By : Rick London Tired of buying Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, or even Nike? Want to give your own brand a shot? It can be done and its not as expensive as you think. I started my own private label gift line for less than $500 ten years ago Comedian Steven Wright - Brilliance Or Insanity? By : Aazdak Alisimo If you have seen one comedian, you have often seen many since they tend to borrow the same jokes from each other. When it comes to the great Steven Wright, however, everything is unique, bizarre and utterly hilarious. Twenty Impossible Facts and Fiction of Life By : Rammy Johnson A list of funny yet original anecdotes on life will be available to all who read the following article. Enter and get amused. “Some of the humorous latest Sardar jokes” By : Rahul Roy If you visit Indian and some neighboring countries of it, you’ll hear lots of bone tickling jokes. And among all funny and humorous jokes you’ll certainly hear Sardar jokes. Homer J. Simpson - The True Life Guru By : Aazdak Alisimo Rare is the day when you can say you have experience the machinations of a true life guru. Well, with the works of one Homer J. Simpson, you certainly can. The fact that he is an animated person does not lesson the greaterr, lessons he has given us: Humorous Thoughts on Christmas By : Aazdak Alisimo The Christmas holiday is almost upon us. Yep, already! On the good side, this means shopping till you drop, hooking up with family and Christmas parties galore. On the bad side, this also means shopping till you drop, hooking up with family and parties galore! “Computer jokes can easily create laughter among the crowd” By : Rahul Roy Unlike the word “Computer”, jokes regarding it are also famous in the same ratio around the whole world. People like and enjoy reading and listening jokes about the equipment they use most of the time. Sometimes You Just Need A Good Laugh By : Aazdak Alisimo They say life tends to balance out, but some days can really seem to take the wind out of your sails. If you find yourself stressed out or taking life way to seriously, a good laugh can make all the difference so read on my friend. Truly Grin, Snort and Bear It By : Aazdak Alisimo So stressed out you feel like you are going to pop? Don't take everything so seriously. Yep, it is easy to say that but actually doing it can be a tad bit harder. Laughter can often be the best solution to any problem, so here are some quotes that should have you on the floor. Mostly long jokes last for only some minute of laughter By : Rahul Roy Good jokes don't come along all the often which is why, when they do, they must be carefully looked after. I sometimes ask people, if they have heard any good jokes lately? And do you know how they often answer, "Oh, I can never remember jokes!" Do You Wish You Were Living in the Eighties? By : Matthew W. Grant This article takes you back to all the memories of your favorite decade. You'll be trying to find your hair spray any minute! Funny Jokes By : Radu Valentina Jokes have become such an integral part of our lives, yet no one really knows how the term ‘joke’ came into existence, or who cracked the first ever joke. No matter what part of the world you are from; there is always one person in the group that has an interesting anecdote or joke to offer. What is equally true is that jokes have a way of relaxing the entire group. Fart Noises, Farting Videos & Fart Jokes By : Martin Fartin Colon hydrotherapy is a procedure that involves cleansing of the large and small intestine using natural cleansing agents like mineral water and other cleansing agents like mild amounts of coffee. The cleansing fluids are introduced into the colon using medically certified class II colon hydrotherapy devices. Similar to an enema, colon hydrotherapy is considered more of a branch of naturopathy then medicine. In fact there has been considerable debate on the advantages of colon hydrotherapy, as most medical associations believe that colon hydrotherapy may not have the effects that naturopathy claims. Easy Magic Tricks By : Michael Malega Informative article for Easy Magic Tricks subject, tips, ideas, recommendations that is all about Easy Magic Tricks. If you would like to learn more about Magic Tricks, please check our web site by following our link… Wondering as what kind of jokes are bar jokes? By : Rahul Roy Among the funny jokes to crack, most of the people prefer to choose the bar jokes. In fact, bar jokes are those in which a drunkard’s funny side is taken into consideration to make laughter. It may be associated with bar or drunk people. How to add funny videos to your MySpace, Facebook page or Blog By : Paul Adams You may have noticed many social networking users have integrated funny video content into their profiles to provide a more entertaining experience for people in their friends list. This is a short tutorial to show how you too can add some funny videos to your MySpace, Facebook profile or blog. Cheney's Borg Identity By : Poetryman By the way, what is Cheney’s Borg Identity? FUtus of Borg. In Borg lore FUtus is often depicted as offering the Borg symbol of unity to the masses. It is the most preferred means to share your feelings. By : Rahul Roy Sms may be of any type like love sms, funny sms or cute sms... which you want to send to your friends or to your loved ones. Simply with the help of your mobile or computer you can express your feelings freely. A Bird in the House By : Lloyd Mize Living in the country there is plenty of land for all God's creatures. A wooded area begins within thirty feet of the rear of our house providing food and protection for wildlife living there. What we didn't expect happened early one morning… Home Video Technology By : David T. Back then, each household only had one television set to use for their entertainment. It was usually located in the family room or in the living room. Everyone would gather in these rooms in order to watch their favorite shows together. It is fun to crack a joke regarding old age and retirement By : Rahul K Roy It is fun to crack a joke regarding old age and retirement within the same circle. They enjoy being in fun about their old age and retirement. Retirement jokes may be of great help to revive the interests of other listeners.

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