Wedding toasts can be some of the most memorable parts of weddings. All the tension of the wedding is over. People have a drink in their hand, and they're making merry. Ties are loosened, and laughter fills the room.
Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple's big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won't be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here's some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.
If you want to give a 4 minute toast, you'll want to find some resources to help you. But here are some thoughts to get you thinking in the matrimonial direction.
1. To marriage . . . a word that means commitment . . . to an insane asylum.
2. Getting married for the fringe benefits is like buying a shirt for one of the buttons.
3. I haven't spoken to my wife for 2 days -- she doesn't like me to interrupt her.
4. "Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give." -Cass Daley
5. A husband's last words should always be: "OK, buy it."
6. Marriage is like a phone call when you've been sleeping. First there's the ring. And then you wake up. -Evelyn Hendrickson
7. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." -Katharine Hepburn
Good luck with your wedding toast. We hope we took the edge off, and put a smile on your face.
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